End of the Year thoughts

It's been a while since I've updated this and I had a very sentimental and thoughtful post started however I've decided to do something different.

TOP memorable lines I said to people for 2009
(or lines I was told)

By me:

+We're going to Henrietta Hots? Again?

+Let's do it again.

+I seriously should give up drinking.

+That cat had a hard time deciding whether it wanted to sleep on the bed, on me, or under the bed.

+Suck it.

+It's shame stupidity is not painful.

+Being bisexual does not mean you date a girl and a boy at the same time.

+I'm an atheist.

+I can't foresee myself ever being happy in heaven. I'd rather spend the rest of my life in the Earth.

+I'm changing my name.

+Is it selfish if I make two names for myself?

+Por ser pendejo. I mean, PEN-sativo.

+In the end; I still hate photo students.

+It's only fair for me to ask you what you asked me: do you regret ever meeting me?

+I'm updating my status!

+ Well it's not like we lied. We were going to the bus station but decided to get blue hair dye before going.

+ I'm in a bubble that is made out of propane. It's suffocating in here and all I have is books.

+ All hail the dark master; I mean crystal

+ Stupid dog

+ So?

+ Not my problem

+ And your point is

+ I don't care

+ Leave me alone

+ Was I supposed to be listening?

+ You must be mistaken, that's not my Mom

+ What are you doing? It's my snowflake now! How dare you take it back to the wild?

By other people:

+ Did you feed your virtual pets?

+ Love people for who they are not what they do

+ You would

+ So you're not going to keep any money for yourself?

+ He questioned, he doubted; sudden death.

+ Don't take that in there with you.

+ Well, goood for the 3 As. I don't know about that C.

+ Its not fair. Before you came every night she would come back from work and leave candy at my bedside. Now that you came they're at your bedside!

+Only you.

+Not as cute as me.

+What happens if I press this?

+You're just like this other person; you give me a headache.

+Good writer? No. Creative, yes. You might be creative but you will never be a great writer.

+Can I see your id?

+Yoshi is pretty awesome.

+When are you coming back? Can you come back sooner?

+Realistic looking bedroom toys are outlawed in Dallas.

+They're not my dishes.

+We are never doing this again!

+You are not allowed to write when you're drunk.

+That was fun.

+Intense.

+Nice meeting you. I can tell you're not shy.

+I don't have the confidence to wear something like that.

+I think they broke you. Can we take you back to the hospital to fix you?

+You should go to one of the seminars. That's why people attend conferences.

+Sh. It's ok. Just be quiet.

There are obviously more things I said that were memorable (even though I can't remember them at the moment). I'm hoping next year will give me more memorable moments.