Wednesday, February 10, 2010

When Things Boggle Your Mind

You're an adult. I know you're an adult you have graying hair that you dyed an orange color. It's not orange but brown and red at the same time, to be accurate. But, I'm not going to waste time on your appearance.

Look, I know I'm one person with a laptop sitting down at a table for six and that it's perfectly natural that you can sit down and bring your three friends. If you call them friends!

What's your deal? Do you ask before you take your coworker's crakcers from their tray? I mean, was it obvious enough that you gave her a stare and she was to know that you wanted crackers. Oh yeah, she had the courtesy to ask, "want some."

Obviously, you've been doing this for a while now because you didn't apologize, did not even act modest, you just flat out said "Yes, I want them." Really, I heard, "Yes bitch give me your crackers. I want them. I eat them in your face. I got a plate in front of me that I devoured because I'm on a diet and clearly I'm still hungry. Give me your food."

Well, I'm sure it's not that bad. But, you're more timid friend to the left of you was happily munching her Lays and you decided to grab them. Like her hand was still in the bag! You don't do that! You don't ask! Poor girl, man.

I don't approve. How could this woman work for Academic Support Services at RIT. Goodness gracious this campus is ridiculous.

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