Monday, November 12, 2012

Babe Technology

Prompt 12 comes from Jane Shlensky. Write about a piece of technology or engineering that does not exist but that should.

Babe Technology


Mind readers, baby.
I don't want to know
What you're thinking.
But, boy would it be nice
To know when to avoid you.
Get a nice big patch on your
Head adorned with a color
Code. Any color other than
Pleasant is my cue to
GTFO.

OK maybe that's intrusive.
A rage meter bracelet, babe.
Complete with ticking and
Beeping. Ticking indicates you're
Safe, beeping means my life
Is coming to an end.
Please, don't kill me.
I love you.
There's a bit of precipitation on
Your eyebrows, love.
I think I need a walk.

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